Mancandy: Dean Geyer Of Glee

Let me start off by saying two things:a) Glee is like my middle aged neighbors that live across the alleyway. I don’t want to admit that I watch them have sex all the time, but its definitely happened more than once. b)Its a Gloganvlog cardinal sin to post a Mancandy photo involving clothes, but in this case I made an exception since Dean Geyer’s face is as beautiful as 1,000 virgin assholes.

Seriously, he looks like the love child of Chace Crawford and somebody who doesn’t look like a total homo. Also, he’s Australian which means he likes to go down under. And by down under, I mean he probably munches things. Which things? Use your imagination, but keep in mind that there is only a 2 inch difference between a whiney giney and a butthole, and a 3 beer difference from a dick.

If you don’t watch Glee, I don’t blame you. Lea Michelle’s face looks like one of Captain Hook’s dingleberries and the only two things worth looking at are Chord Overstreet’s DSL’s (Dick Sucking Lips for those of you who never attended middle school) and Darren Criss’s grizzly he-tits. Dean Geyer is more than enough reason to start watching though. Yes, his nipples may be as far apart as a pair of down syndrome eyes, but you won’t be able to see them when he bends you over Lea Michelle’s ego and pounds you like a chicken panini.

Raquel Welch called. She wants her wig back.

Is that a used tampon in the sink?

I’ve never seen such a bright fleshlight before.

I’m blurry because if you look at me too hard your dick will turn to stone. Its called civic responsiblity.

Hey bro, hey. Calm down. Lets just have a beer and jerk it out. I’m not gay but I’d rather have your jizz on my face than your fists.

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