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Mancandy Chris Hemsworth: From Dinky Twink To Burly BitchTits

May 3, 2012

As you all may well know, there is nothing more that I love on a guy than a twinkly pair of down-syndrome eyes.  In recent years, Chris Hemsworth (who I recently also saw in “so shitty its amazing” film The Cabin in the Woods) has had a lot of commercial success selling his beefy tits and just a touch of downs baby blues. Suffice it to say, he’s pretty much my perfect guy – just retarded enough that I would have the upper hand, but big enough to black my eye if I step out of line. Fucked up psychological fact – he has blond hair and blue eyes like my dad. Every member of my family likes guys with blond hair and blue eyes, even my brother.

Anyway, with his newest blockbuster coming out I thought it would be a great time to revisit his olden days as a skinny twink (i.e. his brother Liam Hemsworth) so we can bask in the glory of what a personal trainer can really do. Happy bikini season, ya fucks.

 

 

 

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