Mancandy: Chord Overstreet Is One Trout I Would Actually Eat

Chord Overstreet was actually discovered by a casting director when he was swimming upstream to mate with me. Unfortunately our love affair was never meant to be, as he was swept away into fame and glamor and I was left stuck freebasing in abandoned tire factories and giving hand jobbers to Mexican immigrants along the southern border.

Chord Overstreet has the kind of lips that you just want to see wrapped around a butthole. He has the kind of pale flawless skin that you want to cut off and drape around your neck as a shawl when you attend a PETA gala (they never said anything about killing people for fur). If you don’t think Chord Overstreet is hot (and I heard there are a few of you out there) please promptly poke out your eyes with my dick.