Mancandy: Adam Levine Is A Straggot

I think we can all agree that if we were the owners of the hands in these photos, we would give Adam Levine a handjob so blisteringly good that his head would pop off his body and explode in a sparkling display of rainbows. I say rainbows, because Adam Levine is a Class A example of a typical, all-American straggot. I think they should have named that Moves like Mick Jagger song something different. A more appropriate title would have been Moves like he has a penis within his rectum and is watching a Designing Women marathon. Rest in Peace, Dixie Carter.

A straggot, just in case you are unable to decipher when two words that are obviously at odds with each other are combined means a straight faggot. Straggots love the gay culture and all things gay like: promiscuous sex, rampant drug abuse, cute puppies, jock straps, white parties, interior decorating,cardigans, and living life free of the constraints of society. The only thing straggots don’t like is the cock. But that’s okay, because they generally have pretty good attitudes. Anyway, I think the point is that I don’t know many people who wouldn’t Hershey Kiss this sweet piece of tit-meat right on his asshole. So enjoy the pics.