Longest Married Couple in History

Wilbur and Teresa Faiss have been named America’s longest marriage in history. The were wed in back in 1933 in Las Vegas which means these crazy cats have been married almost 80 years! Sweet Jesus, in gay time that would mean they have been together for 71,002 years!

What Wilbur has yet to tell Teresa is that he has had 10 affairs, 4 illegitimate children, 3 STDs and a partridge in a pear tree, but that being said I think they have done remarkably well. Mazel Tov my 100-year old friends!