Let The Official Lady Gaga Backlash Commence!
Those of you who know me, know that I am not a super-typical gay. Yes, I do cock around with men, and I attend gay events such as Gay Days, Circuit parties, and Church. I am not an avid Madonna or Bette Midler fan, however. And Lady Gaga sometimes makes me want to peel my eyelids off with an orange juicer. Recently, Lady Gaga has parted ways with her creative director, so I think its the perfect time for the official Lady Gaga backlash to commence! Here are the reasons why:
1. People always call Lady Gaga an artist, but the truth is, in order to get ready for a concert she just bathes herself in Gorilla Glue and lets the gays around her throw random objects at her body, seeing which ones will stick.
2. She has started this fad for pop artists everywhere to just dress as bat-shit crazy as they want. Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj are two examples of #thingsthatfelloutofgagasvagina and while I love Nicki’s music, she looks like a muppet that got raped up the ass by Grimace. Don’t even get me started on Katy Perry. You want to do something crazy? Do it the classy way like Gwen Stefani for Christs sake. I am personally blaming Lady Gaga for the bullshit and fuckery that is Katy Perry and Nicki Minaj.
3. Her videos don’t make any fucking sense. I understand that art doesn’t have to make sense to be good, but can’t she throw me a fuckin bone? Music videos are supposed to be like mini-movies. The best ones have a plotline, a beginning, and an end just like the songs they portray. You can’t just have your gay friends come up with 13 different scenarios for you to traipse around in wearing random outfits and call it a music video.
If you need proof, just watch the crap embedded below:
