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Karen, From Mean Girls Versus Voldemoort, The Dark Lord

May 23, 2012

Karen wins hands down. They are both dramatic, horrible people but Karen has lips, tits, hair, and can tell when its raining based on the quadratic equation of water volume in her insatiable breasts. Plus, Voldemoort is supposedly “he who shall not be named”, yet everyone seems to know his name. Somebody isn’t doing their job. If somebody under Karen, from Mean Girls wasn’t doing their job she would stare at them with her bleached soccer ball eyes until all the knowledge in their head fell directly out of their ass like a public bathroom emergency after a combo meal at Boston Market.

I’m sorry Dark Lord, but in this instance, the white bitch wins.

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