Just One Reason To Watch “Love And Hip Hop Atlanta” On VH1

I know that suggesting that you watch anything that airs on VH1 is akin to sacrilege, but this train wreck is hurtling towards an orphanage full of blind orphans to fast that if I don’t acknowledge it I will never be able to forgive myself. I am in love with Love and Hip Hop Atlanta. Basically the premise of the show is to take a bunch of up and coming beautiful black people who just happen to work in the music industry (and by music industry, I mean they perform at empty rap clubs) and stuff them full of so much drama that all they can do is pop off and scream the word “bitch” over and over, somehow finding a way to add new and interesting syllables to the word. (Just fair warning, the word “bitch” above hyperlinks to a post about Kristen Stewart, who is basically the complete opposite of a black person. You are welcome, Robert Pattinson. If you want to thank me, a blowie will suffice).

This show has dead beat dads, child support arguments, fake tits, a yaki budget of at least $150k, and earrings so large you could build Captain Nemo’s Nautilus submarine out of the spare pieces of rose-gold plated aluminum. If you don’t watch Love and Hip Hop Atlanta, you are missing out on what I can only describe as a 24 karat gold plated dingle-berry of entertainment. If you do, then you probably do what I do and drink a glass of Hennessy every time someone says either:

“At the end of the day.” or “You feel me?”

No, at the end of the day I don’t feel you. But I enjoy the ever-loving shit out of you.

Editors Note: A warm thanks to @RealFrecks for exposing me to this vid, even though you are the complete opposite of a black person, too.

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