Joe Jonas Is (Not) Gay

So I was reading the Bible earlier this week and …. no really, I got the latest issue of Details, with Joe Jonas on the cover.  Anyway, here he is in all his sexiness.  Thank you DISNEY for discovering this stud!

So to cut to the chase, he denies the rumors that he’s gay but discusses his dating Taylor Swift (hello – gay – Taylor Lautner), his refusal to discuss his sexuality (hello – gay – Ricky Marin), and his Single Ladies video (hello – GAYS – judge for yourself below).  All I’m gonna say is that based on the laws of averages, one of those Jonas brothers has got to be at least bisexual; and that’s good enough for me.