It Is Literally As Hot As Balls. Fireballs
This is a story I like to call Gary has swamp ass. Not just the tender sweet hints of moisture–my asscrack is literally like the everglades. I need to start a deforestation campaign. My ass could single handedly end the drought in Libya that I just made up. Truth be told, I deserve this heat-wave for all the miserable bitching I did about my frostbitten tits this winter. And now all that bitching has come back to bite me in the ass. And it is a moist, moist kiss. Like kissing a french man.Or a vagina.