In The News: Kate Middleton Changes Her Clothes
However, it has recently been reported to us that Kate Middleton changed approximately five times on Christmas day. We can only hope these events will be broadcast live throughout the day, with commentary.
According to a deep ABC News’s investigation “Kate needed a casual outfit for breakfast, a smart outfit and a hat for the morning church service, a dress for lunch, a cocktail dress for early evening drinks and a full-length dress for the evening meal,”
I will probably have six outfits:
Underwear for breakfast.
Sweatpants and tanktop for opening presents.
Ugly sweater and practical jeans with snowboots I had to borrow from my stepdad for our family gathering.
An oversized hunting jacket and mismatched gloves when I have to shovel the driveway.
A t-shirt and hat for when I get drunk at the bar.
Birthday suit for when I hook up with the one ugly gay guy in my hometown.