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I Like Social Interaction, But I Am Not Sociable

May 23, 2012

In my opinion, I am a pleasure to be around. So to all of my friends, you are welcome. But the problem with being social is that there are a lot of people out there who fucking suck. You know who I am talking about. The kind of people who randomly end up on your facebook and make constant statuses about things like, “I’m going through a friend’s list cleaning, if you’re still around after, I guess you’re lucky”. Bitch, please cut me. This is not myspace. I will cut your actual face off. And while I’m at it, why the fuck do you have a glittery jesus banner as your cover photo? This is 2012, who believes in god anymore.

Then there are those people who…

Go out with your mutual friends, get too drunk, and end up crying…every fucking time they hang out.  Can you stop? Just stop. Or people you went to high school with. I am friends with roughly…. one person I went to high school with. Mostly because I am a gay, hipster, asshole, and I grew up in a town that people rode tractors to school. Seriously though, it gets better. Unless you continue to live in Plant City, Fl. Then I’d imagine it never actually gets any better. I avoid that place like a fucking plague. Then there is every person who is from, or currently lives in New jersey. To all of you, I’d just like to say, EAT. A. DICK. I hate New Jersey.

Come to think of it, maybe I don’t like social interaction after all…

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