I Got Bronchitis, Jesus. Aint Nobody Got Time For Dat!
This may be racist, but I have always wanted to hire a lovely black woman to wake me up every morning with a big smile on her face and say Good Mornin, Baby. Then I want her to make me some pancakes and maple syrup.
Im not going to eat the pancakes and maple syrup because I hate that shit. But I am going to have her make them anyway.
Anyway, I found the woman I want. Praise Jesus.