I Am Certain That Bob Dylan Was A Lesbian

I know people get butt hurt when you talk about music icons that they listened to twice after they realized that hipsters liked them. But calm down. But I have proof. Also, I  just want to say that whatever that movie about Bob Dylan’s life was called… it should have been called, “An awful way to waste 45 minutes of your time before you kill yourself”.

So without further adieu I will not prove how I am right and that Bob Dylan was infact a very adrogynous lesbian who probably didn’t shave her arm pits.

(It should be noted that when I googled “lesbian celebrities” there were some pretty fucking funny images.)

Under the cut! Duh!

Artifact A!

I actually have  not plans to post anymore artifacts because I don’t want to. And I am not even 100% sure this is Bob Dylan. But the internet said it was. And who am I to argue with the internet? I think ypu will agree that this looks like every other hipster lesbian asshole that lives in New York. Wax those brows, girls!