How To Reign In Your Baby Daddy- Can My Female Siblings Take Note?

All I am going to say is that by female siblings I meant Sistahs, and by sistahs I meant girls that are actually related to me. And specifically I am talking to the two that I claim, April and Roxanne. Yes–I just called you both out. I am not really referring to the illegitimate ones that my dad spawned on his national fuck-tour of the 1980′s mostly because I don’t know how many of you there really are and I only have so much love and sarcasm to give.