How To Properly Serve KUNT

Let me first say that KUNT has no reference to the “C” word. This type of KUNT describes a much more fierce, impetuous, omnipresent type of mannerism that is somewhat overpowering and awe inspiring. Serving KUNT is better left to professionals like drag queens, fierce bitches or trannies that are capable of handling KUNT. KUNT must be handled with care. If there’s too much KUNT being thrown around, things will get out of control rather quickly and well we just don’t want that. KUNT must have a look. If there is not look to go with the KUNT, then your KUNT will not come off as fierce as it should. KUNT must be used properly when talking about it in sentences otherwise you might offend someone. Saying something like “You’re a KUNT” would not be cute at all. Rather, one should say “Gurl, you’re giving me KUNT today and I’m loving it.” KUNT in that context is not seen negatively.

I’d like to give two hypothetical situations that have empirical research to back their findings. One situation will show how to properly serve a normal amount of KUNT according to statistical data. The other situation will depict a finding in which simply too much KUNT was served.

Study 1

This is a healthy and normal amount of KUNT

Erickatoure was giving a proper amount of KUNT. See how she properly displaced her KUNT all over that sidewalk and street? That is how you give KUNT. There was never a moment where the KUNT was too much and it wasn’t at any moment ALL over the place. She kept her KUNT in control.

Study 2

There is just simply too much KUNT here, this is even hard to watch

Skip to 0:48 in the video.

Mimi Imfurst’s KUNT was all over the place. Girl couldn’t hold it together. She took her level of KUNT from 100 to 1000 and going past 100 is never a good idea unless under observation of trained professionals with years of experience in giving KUNT.

People known for giving proper KUNT

Judge Judy, Tabatha Coffey, Madonna, Margaret Thatcher, Grace Jones, Meryl Streep, Condoleeza Rice, Roze Black, Hillary Clinton, Peppermint, Dallas DuBois, Shequida, William John, Bianca Del Rio, The British Lady From Weakest Link, Erickatoure, Epiphany, Ebonee Excell and the list goes on.

So based on the empirical research and statistical data you’ve seen here next time you say, “I’m giving you KUNT!”,  please make sure it’s the correct amount…girlfriend.