How The Sluts Of The World Were Created

Ever had one of those girlfriends that just love the cock? They want cock all ways, any ways, every day, even if it’s gay. They walk bow-legged, rarely wear panties, and blanch every time the subject of “how many guys have you let baste your turkey” comes up. They were that girl in middle school who got a hot dog stuck in her hotbox. Ever wondered how those girls are created?

The same way you were. The only difference is that they are more fun than you. And I bet they are the first girl you call when you have a strange red bump, or a UTI that just won’t quit. So give the sluts of the world a break.

Without them, your boyfriend would try to fuck you every single day.