Happy Honey Boo Boo Day
Why are we celebrating Honey Boo Boo Day here at Gloganvlog? Because despite the fact that she is obviously the anti-christ, she represents everything we stand for here at GVG. She doesn’t GIVE A FUCK. Nobody in her family gives a fuck. If they ever had any fucks to give, they spent them long ago on a road trip to the next redneck village over to see a trailer park lawn-screening of Die Hard 6, Bruce Willis is Fucking Immortal. There is such a shortage of fucks to give in that family that FEMA considered assisting them over the thousands of people trapped in the SuperDome after Hurricane Katrina.
In case you aren’t mowing what I’m growing here, what I am saying is that life is too short to care what everyone thinks of you. And there nobody who cares about that less than Honey Boo Boo and her family.
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