Happy Cinco De Mayo, Gloganvlog’s Favorite Straight Holiday
Like St. Patricks Day, Cinco De Mayo is another of those holidays where straight people get to act like gay people. That means that they get to get shit-faced and wander around like idiots trying to stick their dicks into everything. I am headed straight for margarita Hell.
So on behalf of Gloganvloggers everywhere, Happy Stinko de Mayo, ya fucks.