Gloganvlog Style: The Memento Mori Watch By Fiona Kruger

Have you ever thought: “Do you know what would be awesome? A really bitchin skull watch that I could wear as a cock ring, or give to a loved one as a foreboding omen of their impending pancreatic cancer!”

Your prayers have been answered. Designed by a woman with the most awesome name I have ever heard: Fiona Fucking Kruger, (henceforth, my asshole is literally named Fiona Kruger) the memento mori watch was designed as her thesis piece for some school or something. I confess I didn’t read the whole article, but if you want to you can find it here. Just look at the damn watch and appreciate the awesome. (Not to mention the cogs and inner workings of the watch itself are like the machine of the mind. If you are high right now you are probably about to go on an adventure. Buckle up. Bring snacks.)

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