Gloganvlog Politics: Some Thoughts On Racial Intermingling

Should races be allowed to intermingle and mix? I know some of the answers you may assume I would retort with are:

-No, I hate blacks, hispanics, hispanic hipsters, Russians, White trash, children, floral arrangements, and women.

-No, I think that Satan made us separate races for the sheer fact that he knew we would wage war on each other. Racism is actually a form of population control and makes for great TV when you consider shows like The Real Police Women of Hillsborough County.

But my answer, actually is yes.

Because racism is fucking stupid.

Don’t get me wrong, I find most of it hilarious. This is because my method to diffuse the situation and take the negativity out of things like racism and homophobia is to joke about them. When words like F@ggot and N!gger are used jokingly they lose their power. People taking themselves too seriously is what actually causes social unrest, hate crimes, and war. That is not the gloganvlog way, because in case you haven’t noticed a few drinks often solve problems that peace treaties and formal mediations can’t.

Racial intermingling is going to ensure one thing- that one day everyone in the world will be a light shade of brown. Having lived life looking like a hazelnut muffaletta most of my life, I know that if people don’t know what race you are, it becomes very hard for them to judge you based upon it. Instead they can judge you by more pertinent characteristics, like the fact that you are an asshole.

Do I think racism is going to go away? Absolutely not.

But I think eventually, race will.

So if you are thinking of putting your white dick in a black vagina, do so today! Ready to have a baby? Consider mating with an Asian- that way your kid will grow up to be a doctor or mathematician. Want to save your daughter a shit-load when it comes to her tanning memberships? Find her a latino father in front of Home Depot, or your local landscape architecture firm. Were you raised poor and want you child to have better money management skills? Give J-Date a try.

The more sex we have with people from different racial backgrounds, the more we see that everyone does anal exactly the same way. In the ass.  And before your asshole decides which flavor of ice cream it likes, it should at least try a few different flavors.