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Gloganvlog Has Sponsored An Asian Baby!

April 8, 2011

Okay not really. Frankly I don’t buy into that whole Sally Struthers sponsor a child crap. If I am going to pay for a baby I want it living under my roof, dressing up in the dresses that I put on it, and cleaning my toilets.

And that is final.

But if I ever do adopt a baby, I want it to look like this. I want it to be asian and black and love accessories as much as I do. I also want it to have a full beard and be born with a featherduster on it’s head. Oh, and it has to be a girl so I can enter it into pageants at the tender age of 6 months. Obviously this isn’t too much to ask.

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