Ghetto Snuggie Graduation

This sexy number is Item #JH675657, The cranberry wool graduation snuggie. Made out of a poly blend wool, this snuggie is perfect for coffee in central park, masturbation on public transit, twirling around like an idiot, and wiping up blood from alcohol related injuries when you twirl around like an idiot.

Only available in extra small. If that wont fit you then stop eating.

• DIY Directions after the jump
• Procure a wool blanket.
• Get as fucked up as you can (being mindful of the fact that you still have to use scissors)
• Fold it in half.
• Fold it in half again.
• Cut a hole.
• Put your head through the hole, using the cutout as a graduation cap.
• Pass out.
• Wake up the next morning and get angry with yourself for ruining your baby sisters blankie.
• Enjoy the warmth.