Gay Superheroes: An Open Letter To One Million (Bad) Moms

As many of you may well know, One Million Moms is the bigoted organization that gave JCPenney Hell for using Ellen Degeneres as a spokesperson since she is a public figure that happens to be an openly gay woman. Now, they have come out against Marvel for depicting a gay wedding in a recent issue of Xmen. Their tirade is below:

“As a parent and a member of OneMillionMoms.com, I am extremely disappointed that you would use a children’s superhero character to help endorse same-sex marriage and glorify the homosexual lifestyle. It is disgusting that your company would participate in introducing sexual orientation to children when they are not equipped to understand what sexual preferences involve. Unfortunately, children are now being exposed to same-sex marriage and the gay lifestyle choice in your comic books. Gay adults do not need superheroes as role models. Your company is damaging impressionable young minds by placing these gay characters on pedestals in a positive light. As a Christian, I know that homosexuality is a sin. The Bible states this clearly in Romans 1:26-27. A comic book is the last place a parent would expect to be confronted with questions from their children on topics that are too complicated for them to understand. Issues of this nature are being introduced too early and too soon, which is extremely unnecessary. Please do the right thing and reverse your decision to have sexual orientation displayed to young readers. My decision to support your company and parent company depends on it. I look forward to hearing from you regarding my concern.”

I have decided to write a little open letter of my own:

Dear One Million  (bad) Moms,

I don’t know where you think gay babies come from, but I can assure that one has never popped out of my asshole. Gay babies come from moms, like you, and the millions of others who have gone through intensive vagina-destroying labors to bring miracles into this world. I find it hard to believe that as moms, you can fight against the civil rights of anyone. You aren’t protecting the fragile sensibilities of our youth, you are lobbying against the rights of children. If one in every 10 people is gay, then 100,000 of your children are gay. They may not know it yet, and you may never find out due to your small-minded, outdated belief system – but the day that your child realizes he or she has feelings he or she can’t control for the same sex- feelings you don’t support and delusionally imagine don’t really exist I truly, truly hope that he or she finds some kind of positive role model, whether from  support groups, social networking, or even comic books.

The whole gay thing isn’t going away. Gay marriage will pass. And eventually children all over the world (children of mothers everywhere) will have the right to openly be with the people they love. You can’t stop it. But you can jump on board and teach your children a little thing called tolerance.

Depicting gay marriage in a comic book isn’t a part of a homosexual agenda. It is an acknowledgement of the very human fight for civil rights. So stick some tampons up your twats and set them on fire, because clearly you are all in need of a good bang.

Yours,

Gloganvlog

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