Fags Crashed the Target Website

I was wondering why I couldn’t reach of my gay friends this morning; it turns out they were all online….. on the Target Website?

The website crashed this morning as thousands of woman and fags logged on to order Missoni (the Italian luxury knitwear designer) products. I imagine this scene to look very similar to the Spanish Bull Chase only with a lot more glitter… and perhaps chasing a unicorn instead of a bull.

This further reinforces my decision to support Target. Previous to the Missoni collection being sold I only liked target for two reasons: One, I like pronouncing Target as the French “Tar- zhay” and two, I feel much classier than I do shopping at Wal-mart.

Target certainly hit a bulls-eye with queer culture!