Drinking Out of Cups, Being a Bitch

It’s come to my attention that not every person on the planet has seen this video. I find that to be awkward, and unacceptable. Awkward, because when I quote it people think I’m drunk. And I don’t need any help with that.
This video is basically a guy who took acid and got locked in the closet my his friends (dick move) and they recorded him talking to him self. Then they put a video to it. You’ll be quoting this for awhile.

Who brought that god damn chair here. It’s not my chair. Not my chair not my problem. That’s what I say.