Dictionary.com Has Our Backs: A Diatribe On Gay Reformation

Just thought I would share this little photo for those Michele Bachmann supporters. Think you can change gays? You could better spend your time trying to change things that are actually detrimental to society, like UGGS, STB’s (sexually transmitted babies) and Dina Lohan. These alleged programs that suggest that they can change someone’s sexuality are actually helpful to our cause–they put a bunch of questioning young guys together in a room and talk about the fact that they feel so alone and don’t want to be gay. Meanwhile they are in a room full of other youths that feel the same way–thus proving that they aren’t actually along. Trying to push gays back into the closet and make our sexualities socially unacceptable is not only asinine, but it is a lost cause. That would be like trying to force blacks back into slavery, or Jews back into Argentina.