Definitions
Gloganvlog- Noun,
1. A close friend with whom you share an intense love for alcohol or other substances. ex: “We got so hammered last night, my ass is bleeding and he has a concussion. We are Gloganvlogs for life!”
Verb,
1. The state of complete and utter inebriation to the point that you do something out of character or against the law. ex: “Wow, I am so gloganvlogged right now. Pass me that traffic cone so I can put it over my crotch and go poke that cop in the stinkhole.”
Cock- Verb,
1. To do someone, or have someone do you in any of your available orifices such as the butthole, Gine, Mouth, Ear, or Fupa. ex: I got cocked so hard last night my cooter looks like the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
Christing-Verb,
1. To partake in certain herbal illegal substances. Christing can cause paranoia, extreme hunger, and extreme awesomeness. ex:”Man I christed so hard last night I singed off both my eyebrows. So Im just going to adopt a stray cat, kill it, bury it, and pretend I’m egyptian.”
Racist- Adj,
1. Something that is very unfortunate, negative, or sucks ass. ex: “I cant believe that Sarah Mclachlan couldn’t pull together enough lesbos to put on Lilith Fair. That shit is racist. Straight up. Word.”
1. A physical or verbal assault of epic proportions. ex: “I can’t believe she just talked shit about him when he was standing right there. He is about to put the tranny smackdown on that Rachel Zoe wannabe chupacabra.”
Moped- Noun,
1. A person with whom you have great sex, but are too ashamed to introduce to your friends as they resemble a lagoon creature. ex: “I am literally renting a wheelchair for the weekend because every time I have sex with Clancy I need a spinal tap. I would introduce you to him but he’s a total moped.”
Grape- Verb,
1. To gay-rape someone right up their boom boom room. ex: “That guy is really hot. I would let him grape me so hard my fathers ass would bleed.”
Blowie- Noun,
1. When you stick someones cock in your mouth. Stupid.. ex: “I just gave that guy a blowie in the alley and now my tonsils burn. I must hasten to thy clinic henceforth.”
