Chris Hughes Ties The Knot

Chris Hughes – otherwise known as the “Facebook co-founder that no one one has heard of” tied the knot with his long time boyfriend Sean Eldridge. Some of the attendees included: Rainbow Brite (and her unicorn), Richard Simmons, and of course David the Gnome’s bitch ass. Everything went off as planned until Mark Zuckerberg jumped out of a five-tiered strawberry surprise wedding cake and announced his 70th Facebook update this month – way to steal the show Mark! Anyway, mazol tov to the happy couple; I look forward to seeing your updated FB relationship status change to “looking for a third” in a few months – count me in!