Celebrity News: Rest In Peace Rose McGowan

‘s face.  I guess I could have put that apostrophe in the title, but what would be the fun in that? I have something to say, and I want Lindsay Lohan to pull up a chair, straddle it backwards (pretending its a drug dealer if she has to), settle in with a redbull and a Marlboro Red and listen up:

If you are really pretty- and I mean really pretty there is no fucking reason to fuck with your face. You want a few shots of Botox here and there? Who doesn’t. Some micro-dermabrasion to get rid of a few dark spots? That’s fine too. But don’t get a facelift, over-plump your lips, raise your brow, or fill your cheeks. Lindsay Lohan and Rose Mcgowan are starting to look like the same person, and that person is an anorexic methed out asian chipmunk (or, as we call it in the states, Renee Zellweger).

Back in the day, Rose Mcgowan was a great beauty – but then she not only fucked with her face, but tried to blame it on a car accident in order to garner sympathy. Which isn’t cool because I believe you need to own your shit. Since this post is a memorial of Rose Mcgowan’s old face, I will not post any photos of her new one.

Just kidding. Keep reading to see what the beat old hag looks like now.

Ironically, this photo depicts Rose at a party, trying to get Lindsay Lohan’s attention the only way she knows how: With a hurri-caine of angeldust cut with baby laxative and self-tanner.