Gloganvlog Reader Submission
You may have seen a posting or 20 from me recently regarding my role at Coachella 2012. I’m covering Coachella 2012 for many gay media outlets. I’m asking the questions you want to hear and interviewing some new and promising artists that I feel will excite our community. Take a look at this incredible line-up and if YOU have questions let me know what artist it’s for and what question you feel should be asked. Make sure the question is intelligent and take a minute to research the artist. I can only interview a certain amount of artists obviously, so please let me know.
Email artist and question to: CRAudioFuzz@Gmail.com
This submission comes all the way from a foreign country. Canada. Skoobie is a bat-shit Canadian with a gay twin brother. Yes, they are hot. No, they haven’t hooked up. I think.
So, i meet this guy at his apt…..it’s a bachelor pad…and it turns out he has a little wiener dog…so cute… so we’re having wine and watching jersey shore…meanwhile, the dog is playing with me…so cute…he wants to play catch….he throws the ball on my lap and looks at me and waits….i throw it…he runs to get it….and again….and again….and…..again…he’s licking the couch, then me…so cute…..meanwhile, this guy is like a fat jolly man. he gained 40lbs since his profile picture. it bothers me but i let it slide (this isn’t the first time I had to deal with a fatty, so I think i can handle it)….then jersey shore is over…he invites me over to the bed….the dog follows….the dog then jumps on the bed…..I try to cuddle with the guy….dog starts to hump my leg….then i start to get annoyed…I say “I’m beginning to forget which one of you i’m on a date with”….the guy keeps kicking the dog off the bed…we try cuddling again….then it jumps on top and pokes me in the ass…..at this point I’m very annoyed….then I ask him… Read more…
Today’s reader submission comes again from Jesse G, in Fl. Speaking of coming again, I hereby solemnly swear that I will never go anywhere that “Banging Sue” is an option. I like to think I live my life in a pretty fly-by-night kind of way and am open to many possibilities, but banging Sue would never happen. This is not only because Sue is obviously a girl – but also because it has been scientifically proven that all girls named Sue work in convenience stores, have bleached bangs, nicotine under their fingernails, frosted pink lipstick, and stretch marks from pushing out their cousin Biff’s melon-headed kid.
Today’s reader submission is from Jesse G, from Florida. Being a straight guy (shocker – but yes they do exist and they do read this site) he is uniquely familiar with not only all things poon, but also all things Betty White. It really is the perfect combination in a man.
TVT is one post away from being a regular around here. Stay tuned because we are doing a gloganvlog photoshoot of him this weekend and will basically be auctioning off his virginity.
Most everyone has certain systems and routines that they live their lives by. For instance, my morning ritual consists of pressing the snooze button about 1500 times, brushing my teeth, disposing of the previous night’s dead hooker, and running to the train station because I am already late. Some people have their two o’clock cigarettes, others have their two o’clock anonymous library bathroom blowjobs…so to each his own. But my point is that there are many processes within our daily actions that have become unavoidable habits.
This submission is from a new Manhattan friend, who’s turning out to be much more interesting (aka cra-cra) than expected. But always a good time!
So I just had this random thought and am sharing it with you because I don’t have a therapist. No response is necessary.
*Today’s Reader Submission is another from TVT–and yes that photo is an actual artist rendering of TVT in the reverse cowgirl position.
As a maturing young man making it on his own in New York City, I am faced with an endless slew of pressures to conform to certain societal molds…right… Read more…
*Since Jmo Posts more than I do, I am adding him as a contributor. This will be his last post as a reader. Welcome him with open tits.
Sometimes in our lives we feel stuck… but it isn’t everyday that you actually physically get stuck. Such a state of stuckiness happened to none other than Gloganvlog founder Gary. During Gary’s birthday antics last weekend we drank an entire handle of cherry Svedka vodka, and about 6 glasses of red wine. Our blood alcohol level was enough to make Edward Cullen drunk from just one taste, so clearly shenanigans were bound to take place. And shenanigans took place indeed (this is pure gold people, you can’t write this shit)….
*Today’s submission is another from JMO–someone steadfastedly on this way to becoming a regular around here. All I have to say is this (in the words of Roger, from American Dad: “Heres a condom. Don’t use it. Just do what I do. Pretend to put it on, then hide it up your poop cannon.”