Breaking News: Darren Criss And Joe Jonas Are F*cking
Okay granted, I don’t know if that headline is entirely true. They might just be eating each other’s cooters or playing Fingerbang the Cowboy. These photos were just released of the two holding hands however.
Are they coming out as a gay couple? Is anyone surprised?
Are they just holding hands to show support for the gay rights movement?
Is Darren just glad he finally met someone who could teach him to tame his Nevada Desert 160 Heat Indexed Jewfro?
Are they on their way to a hobbit convention?
Does Joe Jonas have extremely poor circulation as a result of having been raised in a milk jar with the other two Jonas’s like baby bonsai kitties and needed to borrow some of Darren Criss’s body heat?
Are they just holding hands because there should be absolutely nothing wrong with two men holding hands in this day and age?
Are these actually photos of Drew Barrymore and Samantha Ronson on their way to a carpet munching club?
I don’t have the answers to these questions. And I don’t care enough to google. But I do know that every time a celebrity comes out in support of gay rights, a baby unicorn gets its wings. So Mazel Tov regardless.