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Learn To Be Gay

July 27, 2011

We all know it starts at home.  And it’s certainly your Mom’s fault.

 

From Jackets to Sex Robots: Japan’s Innovation Continues

July 27, 2011

Who said that Japan lost their cutting edge sense of innovation?  While I doubt it’s coming to your local Uniqluo anytime soon, since each jacket is $140, I’m looking forward to their next hybrid… any suggestions?

Didn’t they  invent the Fleshjack anyway?  I know they’re working on sex robots.  I hope they don’t only come in extra small.

Happy HUMP Day

July 27, 2011

It’s Wednesday.  More commonly referred to as HUMP DAY.  I think it refers to being mid-work-week but it means something completely different for GLOGANVLOG readers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Why I Can’t Believe in God

July 26, 2011

 

 

I’m sorry but I can’t bring myself to worship someone/thing/etc that is responsible for the tragedy seen here in this video.  How can one justify that colossal waste of premium alcohol?!

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What’s So NEW About It?

July 26, 2011

 

I think they were drunk when they spend the $1.6 million it cost the city to rename this street.  I mean, REALLY?! Was it worth the time and effort it took the convicts at Rikers Island to make this street sign?  And now all the tourists in Times Square are going to be completely lost.  Like we really need another reason for them to stop and ask us stupid questions… FML

Friends With Benefits

July 26, 2011

I just can’t do it.  As hard as I try, once I’m consider someone a friend, all sexual attraction goes out the window.  Which is strange since you’d think you’d wanna take advantage of someone who you share common interests, perspectives, et cetera with.  Plus, you have the added benefit of generally knowing where they’d been, with whom, and what positions get them off.  (Everyone talks about that, right?)  NOPE, I’d rather bang a stranger.

 

F*ckbuddies are a whole different story.  I can happily have a hottie (or two) on speed dial for the times I don’t have the time, or money, for  real date.  It’s nice to just keep someone around who you have amazing sexual chemistry with, but may have the most annoying laugh, voice, mannerisms, or other eye-gouging habit that so you would never want to spend more than an hour outside the bedroom with them.

 

Who said there wasn’t someone for everyone and someone for every occassion?  Especially if that someone was yesterday’s Mancandy:  Justin Timberlake

Protest/Rally: Just Say YES

July 25, 2011

Now this is a rally we can stand behind.  But I’m not sure what we’re protesting.

 

ManCandy: Justin Timberlake

July 25, 2011

He’s been my celebrity crush since way before he was in The Social Network, Alpha Dog, and NSync.  I evrn forgave him for the cornrow incident and for breaking Britney’s heart – - I’m actually glad he dumped that flat-chest, acne-prone hag Cameron Diaz and that self-absorbed model/actor, Jessica Biel, whose nose looks like Read more…

“Slip N Slide”: Top 5 Lubes Reviewed

July 25, 2011

Let’s not beat around the bush boys (and I mean that literally and figuratively)… the difference between a hot encounter and a SIZZLING one is great lube.  I’ll go so far as to even suggest that bad lube is a reason to kick a trick outta bed:  I ain’t gonna get off when my balls stick to your a*s after every thrust, so let’s move on!  But before I reveal the “top performers”, let me let you know how I tested these out:

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Isn’t It Enough They’re In The Projects?!

July 24, 2011

 

 

As New Yorkers, we’re always on the lookout for a good/better deal on an apartment.  It goes without saying that it’s mostly about ‘location, location, location’ but also deeply influenced by price.  How else could we afford our $15 drinks?  Read more…