Posts by Loki
America’s Sluttiest Cities
How is it possible that LA and NYC are not at the top of the list? Followed closely by Atlanta and Panama City …
Follow the link and see how your city fares. Do you agree? Post a comment below
10 Toys That Made You Gay(er)
…and I’m not referring to your dildos and other “accessories”
Click here to read about 5 stores gays go to to hook-up.
Deep Thoughts
Sometimes I wonder… then I just slap myself in the face and try to do something productive. Like spend hours on YouTube watching random stuff that I have flashbacks about:
Hypochondriacs Need More Therapy
Everybody needs a good therapist. And if you think you don’t, that only means you’re in denial and need one even more than most. Unfortunately, just about any quack out there can give out advice and call it “therapy”, just ask Michelle Bachmann’s husband.
I’ll be the first to admit that I’ve gone to a few. One of the first said I should stop drinking until I black out. NEXT. His replacement was having trouble fitting me into her schedule, between Jewish holidays and trips to Israel. NEXT. Another was president of the local hypnotist society… Read more…
Every Guy (Gay & Straight) Needs to Bottom
I must admit that I’ve thought the same thing (although I’ll never admit it…oops, busted via this post), it only makes sense. How can you say you don’t like something if you’ve never tried it? I like to live my life via the process of elimination. But we’ll chat about my dwindling friends list another time… in the meantime, watch and get educated – - all you butch strict tops and bossy bottoms.
I think I might have to stalk this dude… he’s my new (like there have been others) cyber crush. Not only do I lust after his seemingly perfect pecs but he just seems smart. And a total bottom.
‘Sloppy Seconds’ on Facebook
I have to admit, I sorta agree with this. While you might consider me ‘traditional’ since I can’t imagine adding someone to my friends list before I can vouch for their character (snicker, snicker); however, the premise is solid. As big as the gay community might be in your ‘hood, and NYC’s is pretty big, you’ll soon find out it’s really actually very small.
Like A Douche
They say that patience is a virtue. Unfortunately, they tell ME that it’s not a virtue I possess. Needless to say, I’m not a fan of a lot of the stupidity going on over at the Jersey Shore, elsewhere outside Manhattan – - that means you Williamsburg (hipsters), and specifically by Floridians. So check out this video,
Another Reason To Go Back to School
These days, more so than ever, it’s the little things that help get us through the day. Like entertaining signs in the subway. Yes, I <3 NYC.
Horrible Bosses
So my boss, for the second week in a row, has told me to find another job. ”WTF?!” you might say? Well, she thinks I’m wasting my talent, thankfully, and doesn’t just wanna chop off my balls or shit on my desk… like in this SNL vid:
Mile High Club
With summer travel season in full swing, I though it was only appropriate to share this important airline video. Take special note of what these fabulous flight attendants can offer you on your next flight (if you’re lucky?!). Perhaps Julia can fill us in on her experience when she gets back from her trip on some random airline…. why aren’t there more lesbian flight attendants?
