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Nick Lachey Dodged A Bullet

February 21, 2012

HOLY SHIT. I understand pregnancy weight gain, but WOW.

Take Two

February 15, 2012


Silly Bitches

February 15, 2012


Whatever Happened To Good Old Fashioned House Prostitution?

January 26, 2012

Seemed like such a viable solution back in the day.

The AVN Awards

January 23, 2012
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Madonna: You Frigid Jealous Bitch

January 14, 2012

I have not been this upset since the Britney Spears VMA incident of 2007.  HOW F^&*ING DARE YOU MADONNA.

To my DISMAY this morning, I came across several media outlets expelling previews to a rather ‘reductive’ interview happening tonight on 20/20 whereby jealous grandma Madonna sounds off on her feelings towards Our Lady Of Gaga’s music and the Born This Way Video (I’ve never seen PROSTHETICS IN YOUR FACE DURING  A MUSIC VIDEO.  DID YOU PULL A MACHINE GUN OUT OF YOUR VAGINA???  DIDN’T THINK SO).

Born This Way: Machine Gun From Vagina: MADONNA WHERE IS YOURS???

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2012 Reality Winners So Far

January 13, 2012

Jason Hoppy wins for looking less than impressed with sugar mamma Bethenny Frankel.

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Christina Aguilera Eats Former Self

January 10, 2012

The pop singer claims her boyfriend ‘loves’ her curvier new body in a new article. We think she needs to go back to her old diet of water and well, water.

Not Bad H & M, Not Bad

January 4, 2012

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10 Reasons Katy Perry Is A Whore

December 29, 2011

And not the good kind who whore.

Here’s 10 reasons why:

10. She did this ad.

9. After starting out as christian singer  failed, she played every 50’s loving lesbian for a fool with her ‘kissed a girl’ bullshit.  Sorry Nulia.

8. She married Russell Brandt.

7. She is pretty much the Google of the pop world, copying everyone from Gwen to Gaga (bitch, no one can pull off a mermaid better than Gaga).

6. I was fully committed to taking my own life Summer 2010  if I had to witness one more sailor-hat-wearing queer sing ‘California Girls’ at the park, pier or beach.

5. Russel Brandt married her.

4. She has forever ruined my dreams of becoming Queen Frostine.

3. She did that awful Star-Trek knock off video with Kanye West.

2. She worked with Kanye West.

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