Posts by jats
Nick Lachey Dodged A Bullet
HOLY SHIT. I understand pregnancy weight gain, but WOW.
Take Two
Silly Bitches
Whatever Happened To Good Old Fashioned House Prostitution?
Seemed like such a viable solution back in the day.
The AVN Awards
Image courtesy of xojane.com
Madonna: You Frigid Jealous Bitch
I have not been this upset since the Britney Spears VMA incident of 2007. HOW F^&*ING DARE YOU MADONNA.
To my DISMAY this morning, I came across several media outlets expelling previews to a rather ‘reductive’ interview happening tonight on 20/20 whereby jealous grandma Madonna sounds off on her feelings towards Our Lady Of Gaga’s music and the Born This Way Video (I’ve never seen PROSTHETICS IN YOUR FACE DURING A MUSIC VIDEO. DID YOU PULL A MACHINE GUN OUT OF YOUR VAGINA??? DIDN’T THINK SO).
Born This Way: Machine Gun From Vagina: MADONNA WHERE IS YOURS???
Obviously somebody feels a tad Read more…
2012 Reality Winners So Far
Jason Hoppy wins for looking less than impressed with sugar mamma Bethenny Frankel.
I loathe Snookie, but must give her props for still dressing Read more…
Christina Aguilera Eats Former Self
The pop singer claims her boyfriend ‘loves’ her curvier new body in a new People.com article. We think she needs to go back to her old diet of water and well, water.
Not Bad H & M, Not Bad
10 Reasons Katy Perry Is A Whore
And not the good kind who whore.
Here’s 10 reasons why:
10. She did this ad.
9. After starting out as christian singer failed, she played every 50′s loving lesbian for a fool with her ‘kissed a girl’ bullshit. Sorry Nulia.
8. She married Russell Brandt.
7. She is pretty much the Google of the pop world, copying everyone from Gwen to Gaga (bitch, no one can pull off a mermaid better than Gaga).
6. I was fully committed to taking my own life Summer 2010 if I had to witness one more sailor-hat-wearing queer sing ‘California Girls’ at the park, pier or beach.
5. Russel Brandt married her.
4. She has forever ruined my dreams of becoming Queen Frostine.
3. She did that awful Star-Trek knock off video with Kanye West.
2. She worked with Kanye West.
