American Idol Is The Best Diet Ever: Contestants Before And After Photos
Jennifer Hudson used to look like a gummy bear. Now she looks like a Destiny’s Child backup dancer.
I don’t know why so many fat people can sing, but its a cultural thing, like black people playing basketball and white people smoking meth. Have you noticed how many chubbo girls have performed on American Idol only to end up looking like bombshells later? American Idol is good for weight loss apparently. I don’t know if it has to do with stress but I would attribute it to the old adage: Fame is one hell of a drug.
Once these ordinary looking girls are recognized for their singing, they feel scrutinized by the public eye and shed the excess weight. Everyone I have ever known that has lost a significant amount of weight still feels like a fattie inside, so you have to wonder if any of this is really healthy. I feel bad for people who work so hard in the gym to lose the weight, only to continually feel bad about themselves and gain it all back. Cutting a bitchin line of coke for brekkies every morning would probably be faster.
Moral of the story: Be nice to fat people. They will probably become pop stars one day.
Carrie Underwood looks so good now that people forgot she used to be hefty. We will never forget that Rhonda Shear 80′s wig though.
You may not know who this is, but you will after that Whitney Houston movie sharts all over the box office. (hint: its Jordin Sparks)
The originator Kelly Clarkson: from dumpy lesbian to bitchin lipstick.
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