A Gloganvlog Diatribe: Leave Kristen Stewart Alone!

You all know that I am not the type to take anything too seriously, especially a living douche-nozzle like Kristen Stewart who reminds me of those pregnant girls who used to smoke in the bathroom in middle school and bitch about their step-fathers. I do however, feel the need to stand up and say something about this cheating scandal.

Did she cheat on one of the hottest guys in Hollywood? Absolutely. I would lick Robert Pattinson’s ass so hard he would get rug-burn on his forehead. But in fairness, he looks like he probably has a tiny dick.

The only reason people are coming down on Kristen Stewart so hard is because she’s female. Granted, she does make it pretty easy to dislike her, but if anything I am a proponent of being exactly who you are. If you have the personality of a marble dildo drying in the sun, then own it. Much respect. But that is no reason to ostracize someone for doing something completely within the realm of human nature.

People cheat. People get cheated on. Every single day there are hundreds of cheating scandals in Hollywood, but they don’t adversely affect the careers of the people involved because the cheaters are normally men. This double standard is ridiculous. Cheating scandals are only really a super big deal when people try to hide them and this bitch straight up publicly admitted what happened. What more do you want from her? She’s an actress, not the fucking pope.

At the core of this, the reason she is getting so much flack for this is because there are so many desperate loser people out there obsessed with Twilight, which is a horrible set of movies and an even worse set of books. Just so everyone knows, Twilight isn’t fucking real, Robert Pattinson doesn’t sparkle in the sunlight, and Kristen fucking Stewart is capable of emoting, when the role calls for it. In real life, Robert Pattinson probably smells like the inside of Kurt Cobain’s Doc Marten. Currently.

The people who are running around painting a scarlet letter on Kristen’s chest need to look in the fucking mirror. It wasn’t so long ago that women could be put to death for infidelity, while men were allowed to have a bunch of wives. Demonizing a woman for cheating purely because she is a woman is not only asinine, but it sets the Women’s Right movement back to a time of total inequality.

Leave that monotone bitch alone and move on to the next.