A Glimpse At Lindsay Lohan’s Future

And by future, I mean about 3 days from now. She already has the smoke-damaged methed out dry hair with more split ends the critically-acclaimed ABC hit show Lost. She already whores herself out to Iranian princes for an 8-ball and the cover fee for a Las Vegas after party. And yes, her face is already melting into a sad little puddle of Rose Mcgowan on the floor. The only difference between this photo and Lindsay Lohan is that this woman is smiling because she doesn’t have an uncomfortably large balloon of black tar heroin shoved up her crapper for the flight from LA to Cleveland to film an episode of public access Extreme Makeover: Meth.