A Few Photoshop Do’s And Don’ts
I’m a huge proponent of photoshop, mostly because if I didn’t photoshop every photo of myself half the time I would look like a cross between Linda Blair and Mr. Hankie. I also think there is something to be said for creating art with photos, and Photoshop helps A LOT in that endeavor. I do not however, agree with:
Madonna: Photoshop shouldn’t be used to make dried up old geriatrics with pores the size of hubcaps look like 21 year old swedish models.
Mariah: Scale is important, and Photoshop shouldn’t be used to shrink something the size of a blue whale or military battleship down to the size of something really tiny, like Bradley Cooper’s dick.
Tupac: He’s dead. There is not enough Photoshop in the world to actually bring him back to life.
There is one thing however, that I do think Photoshop should be used for.
Lindsay Lohan: If your previously gorgeous face now looks like a puffy, bee-stung meth-head’s rectum I think a little liquefying and perhaps some bruise coverage is in order.