2 Easy Ways To Escape A Prison Shower Rape

For those of you intelligent enough to watch Revenge, you undoubtedly saw Daniel Grayson (Josh Bowman) showering in prison last week. You probably also saw what happened next, which had some of us fist pumping the air, hoping we would get a re-imagined PG-13 version of what happened every 20 minutes on Oz (that’s prison rape, for those of you who have no taste in TV). Anyway, that scene inspired this post, so I thought if only fitting to include a screen shot from the scene at the end. Here are two easy ways to escape a prison shower rape scene of your very own:

1. Never actually do anything wrong in the first place. You can’t get raped in prison if you never go to prison.

2. Keep up a steady diet of prison beans. That way, when someone tries to rape you, you can fart and blow their dick off.