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Sexy Gay Clowns From The Midnight Grindshow™

March 20, 2014

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Raise your hand if you have ever wanted to get pounded by a guy wearing a full face of makeup and a curly orange wig. Nobody? Just me? Okay.

For those of you who don’t read Wikipedia on the crapper, “Coulrophobia” is defined as: “an innate fear of clowns”, by the dictionary of things I just Googled. I am pretty sure the fear comes from the fact that clowns hide their identities behind makeup, much like Mickey Rourke hiding behind his surgically altered potato face. I’m sure it didn’t help that John Wayne Gacy straight up murdered some hoes and buried them under his porch, all while sporting a red rubber nose, but I digress. Jason and I decided that it would be fun to dress up like some clown characters and take a shower together. If we help one gay person get over their fear of clowns, then we have done our job.

It’s about the children, after all.

If you have been wondering why things are a little slower here at Gloganvlog, it’s because Jason and I started a video game company, and are working on crowd-funding our first title; The Midnight Grindshow™.

We recently read that hot gay clown post on Queerty, and felt like we should add our own spin to it. Also, full disclosure, we are trying to raise $130K to create this game, and are willing to do anything, even strip down to our underwear in my shower to make it a reality. This post is our way to have some fun with it, and hopefully rustle up some George Washingtons, at the same time. We have been working around the clock on this project so it was nice to just blow off some steam, do something creative, and “clown around”.

If you applaud our chutzpah, please feel free to donate a buck or two to the cause by clicking HERE. You can also find out all the info on the project, and how we have been spending our days. I embedded the video below. Let us know what you think (both about the project, and our ridiculous photoshoot) in the comments or via email!


sexy gay clowns the midnight grindshow

sexy gay clowns the midnight grindshow

sexy gay clowns the midnight grindshow

sexy gay clowns the midnight grindshow

sexy gay clowns the midnight grindshow

Our Favorite Big-Dicked Celebrities

March 19, 2014

Harry StylesSometimes we like to take a break from writing to take a stroll down Dick Lane. Dick Lane is an amazing place filled with a virtual corniopia of cocks. Here are some of our BIGGEST and best finds. All I can say is helllooo Harry!

NSFW pics after the jump.










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Gay Television Commercials

December 5, 2013

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Gay television commercials are becoming more mainstream then oatmeal enemas and semen facial masks. Here are a few for your enjoyment…. but, be careful there are a couple lesbian ones in there too.






Amazon Kindle

Miroslav Hotel



Virgin Atlantic


West Fourth Dating App



Google: It Gets Better


Merry Christmas Homos: Tom Daley Is Gay

December 2, 2013


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Cyber Monday can surely eat a dick, because something much more momentous has occurred today. Tom Daley has revealed in a Youtube video that he is in fact gay, and in a relationship with a man. Chickenhawks and twink-hounds everywhere just creamed their leather manties and booked a  one way ticket to Russia, or whatever third world country the Olympics has been relegated to this year. This news is especially important because in the last year we have seen a rising trend of professional athletes coming out of the closet, which is great news for equal rights, and illustrates to most of the world acchem Russia that gay people exist within all walks of life, even those that are considered predominantly straight. It is also important news because Tom Daley is both hot and British as fuck. Even though he photographs like an extremely sexy hobbit, he is actually 5’10. There are countless photos of him in states of near nudity, many of which are included in this post. And I repeat he is both hot and British as fuck.

I am pretty sure today should be officially sanctioned as the new Gay Christmas. To celebrate that I rounded up a bunch of photos of Tom Daley’s package. Enjoy!

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A stocking filled with poppers? How did you know?!

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Sister please. The Youtube vid was unnecessary.

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…I think I just heard my Grindr go off in my locker.

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Yes, apparently you can get carpal tunnel from giving a reach-around.

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A scene from one of Tom Daly’s wet dreams.

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She is here, she is queer, and she will stick those two fingers in places even God won’t go.


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Eight Paul Walker Jokes

December 1, 2013

As you all are abundantly aware at this point, Paul Walker died yesterday. People deal with death in different ways, we choose humor, he would want it that way….

Paul Walker Jokes:

- I didn’t know Paul Walker starred in the new “Catching Fire” movie.

- Did you know that Paul Walker had a dandruff problem? They found his head and shoulders in the dashboard.

- Paul Crasher.

- It really burned me up when I heard of his untimely demise.

- Paul Walker was one of the greatest actors of our generation. He had us all believing he could drive.

- He took the phrase “Ride or die” too seriously.

- Paul Walker is making a guest appearance on The Walking Dead Sunday night.

- He came in like a wrecking Pauuulllll…

Britney “I Don’t Give A Fuck” Spears: A Fashion Review

November 15, 2013

Hey ya’ll!

With the upcoming and highly anticipated release of Miss Britney Jean Spears 8th studio album “Britney Jean”(which nobody but gays actually care about), I thought we would take a look back on a few of her most iconic fashion faux pas. Britney has made it VERY clear she has run out of fucks to give when it comes to her day to day wardrobe choices and will continue to strut that Target parking lot in yesterday’s finest sweat pant couture. Now let’s go back!


 Britney “I Take My Middle Name Literally” Spears attending what looks like a Spring/Summer preview for Kmarts newest high end celebrity fashion line.


Here we have Miss Spears serving you her best hot & spicy “Mary J Foxy Pimp Blige”. Her overly bronzed southern bells look like they’re ready to jump ship on this disaster.


Godblessuh!!  Giving us backwoods barbie with a trick jaw realness.


Breathtaking shot of an iconic goddess. No fucks given from tracks to toe!


 We shall call this moment of glory, “Meth Whore at Sunrise”.


Brit Brit is on a mission for the in-store Starbucks and will shove her imitation uggs right up any discount shoppers ass that stands in her way.


Queen decided to make a pit stop at the VMA’s before hitting up Folsom street fair. This look later inspired the global smash hit “Lace and Leather”.



Present day Britney Jean seems to finally have her shit together and continues to spread her diluted message of peace and love. (especially to the gays because that’s what’s in right now.)



Britney Jean hits stores sometime next month and will most likely leak in the next few weeks.


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It’s Time To Play The Hot Guy Mugshot Guessing Game

November 8, 2013

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Even though I have been arrested twice, I have never been taken into a police station or had my mugshot taken. Fuck the justice system. Everybody knows there is nothing hotter than a little prison rape in the shower, and I have been robbed of meeting my soulmate/bunkmate in jail TWICE. I know I probably just jinxed myself, and tonight I am going to end up in the clink for pissing in a phone booth/city urinal, but better late than never, #amiright? We all love bad boys. They are the guys our mothers warned us about (because she secretly regrets dumping her college rock-band boyfriend for our fathers, who fart in their sleep). If you have ever seen the movie Oz or written to a prison inmate, you know that the hottest bad boys always end up in jail. Thus, its time to play a very fun game called The Hot Guy Mugshot Guessing Game. The rules are simple. Look at the Hot Guy Mugshots, masturbate to them, and then guess what they did to land them in the valley of forced anal and cigarette bartering. Sound off in the comments, if you want to play along.

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1. Pooping while masturbating in front of a church full of elderly nuns to relieve his Catholic Guilt and chronic constipation.

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2.Using his crazy eyes as lethal weapons to date-rape a cheerleading squad of high school girls, as a result of his frustration at not being able to grow facial hair.

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3. Cutting lines with Lindsay Lohan on Christmas day using his meth cheeks as a razor blade.

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4. Exposing his infantile areola mini-nips to a minor in a school zone.

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5.Fucking his cousin who is a sheep.

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6.Impersonating Bradley Cooper in order to embezzle hard-earned g-string coochie-funk dollas from strippers in Tampa, Florida.

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7. Bottoming in public, while wearing a shade of foundation that in no way, shape or form, matches his natural skin tone. Read more…

British Rowing Team, Completely Naked, For Charity, To Fight Homophobia

November 5, 2013

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Note: This post may be considered NSFW, in the event that your boss is a frigid asshole.

Do I really even need to say anything else? With the slew of hot, naked, muscle-bound British men running around spanking each other with oars, the Warwick Rowers’ nude charity calendar reads like an NSFW Abercrombie catalogue, if for instance, Abercrombie wasn’t a defunct racist organization only currently frequented by gay men over 40 and Swedish tourists that don’t know any better. I have known about this charitable cause for a while, but have refrained from writing about it because it is so ridiculously over-the-top (and potentially under the top) HOT that I was afraid looking at it would cause my eyes to burn out of my head faster than an STI  caught from sitting on the toilet after Miley Cyrus. For the past five years, the Warwick British Rowing team (made up of predominantly straight athletes…) (…) has gotten together, stripped down to nothing but their foreskin and taken a slew of naked photos all in the name of fighting homophobia. The proceeds go to Sports Allies, a program created by Warwick Rowing and Educational Action Challenging Homophobia.

I am not sure exactly how they challenge homophobia by acting gay, but I will take it. Literally. Relentlessly. Wouldn’t you? Anyway I can pretend this article has real editorial value, but if you are reading this site, you know better than that. Enjoy the pics. AND THE GIFS.

Merry fucking Christmas, or whatever heathen holiday they celebrate over in the British Isles.

Also, if these photos make you feel some type of way, feel free to check out some naked rugby players, too.

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Julianne Hough Fails At Blackface And Offends Me Personally

October 30, 2013

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I have never been more offended in my life. In desperate publicity stunts by lame actresses that nobody who doesn’t watch Lifetime Made for TV movies would ever recognize news,  Julianne Hough slapped on some black face and a prison jumpsuit, and left the house on Halloween weekend dressed (allegedly) as Crazy Eyes, from Orange is the New Black. A lot of people (the three tweens that know who she is) are no doubt put off by the fact that she dressed up in black face and wore an orange prison jumpsuit, perpetuating the stereotype that there are a lot of black people in jail, which is understandably offensive.

I am personally offended however, because I don’t think her black face is black enough. If you have seen Orange is the New Black, you know that Crazy Eyes is pretty much one of the best reasons to watch. It doesn’t matter if she is pissing on the floor, scissoring a bulldyke at a going-away party, creating romantic love poems to white girls on the spot, or reciting Shakespearean sonnets to at-risk youth in wheel chairs(no exaggeration) she does it with the type of grace and panache that Julianne Hough will simply never possess. In a word, she is AWESOME. Her skin is like melted, buttery chocolate, her expressions are like rays of sunshine tickling your taint, and her eyes are like two goldfish, swimming in opposite directions in her head. The fact that Julianne Hough did such a piss-poor impression of her is almost as offensive as her brother Derek Hough pretending to be straight when he has such a bad case of gay face it looks like he is sucking on a dick made out of lemons.


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Boo, you whore. Lets go get Skinny Girl Martinis.


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We don’t drink no martinis in prison, bitch.

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Not unless they’re made with toilet water.

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Forget Grindr: If You’re Looking For Gay Love, Get Mench’d

October 29, 2013

How do technologically savvy gay guys in 2013 find love? If you want random sex with the closest penis around, you can hop on a dick delivery service  app like Grindr, Scruff, or SeamlessWeb. If you want random sex with the closest Dominican, Puerto Rican, or Black penis around you can check out a website like Adam4Adam. If you want to go “grab drinks” (sidenote: those quotation marks mean sex) with a bisexual or desperately witty gay guy who is “too busy to date” OKCupid is always a great option. But if you are actually looking for love in this crazy gay world, you might consider trying Mench’d ( a brand new gay dating app geared towards gays finding long term relationships).

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I was lucky enough to fall in love at a pretty young age, thus even during my random slutty phases in life I always knew that love was the ultimate goal. I’ve come a long way since I was 15, but that goal has never changed, even though the way I meet guys has gone from quietly peeping AOL chatrooms, to flashing my tits at a bar for free shots. It boggles my mind the amount of gay men I meet, especially in NYC, that have never been in love. Sex and dating are pretty fucking awesome, but love is an entirely different beast that completely changes your life, and one that many gays out there have yet to experience. Of course, the first step to falling in love is meeting a guy that doesn’t smell like choad cream and won’t steal your credit card in the middle of the night to buy some sawaski-covered Loub kicks on Ebay.  So how do you meet a guy worthy of your crotch and your heart?

mench'd gay dating app

There are plenty of gay networking apps and websites out, but none of them really address that we are all really looking for love. This is where Mench’d is different. I sat down with Justin Maxx, the founder of Mench’d and asked him Read more…